Only When I'm Drunk

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone. Conjure up a bitch to bone when I'm alone Fucked up, towed back, I need to take a piss. Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this My grandma and your grandma sittin' by the fire. Hold on, turn that beat off Keep it goin', crazy town, yo, y'all just ain't knowin' I get drunk and start talkin' mo' shit. And when I got a gun in my hand, you better get out Cause my brain just ain't what it used to be. Forget tryin' to rationalize, cover your eyes I get, uh, damn, I'm drunk. I need a chunk, no, better yet a hunk of that funk I get, uh, damn, I'm drunk. I need a chunk, no, better yet a hunk of that funk Damn good, bad, dope, I'm freaky fresh. I make hip-hop, fam, say yes, yes Crazy's comin' through, you know we gonna blow up. Hold up, wait, I think I'm gonna throw up False alarm, I'm gettin' all the ladies with my cool tongue When I get drunk, I might even call my daddy a punk Yeah, but only when I'm drunk. Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk. Yeah, only when I'm drunk It happens only when I'm drunk It goes one for the chronic, two for the amnesia. I'm the crazy white boy with the drinks in the freezer Bustin' one app, two app, blitz-type of rap. Oh, that'll get you out your seat quicker than a contrast A sip of coke for the fever when I'm coolin' with my people Got hoes in East Columbus like I'm L.A.D. Rico Cause I move like I'm smooth like a Harry Belafonte Lookin' for them suckers that jump my home in LA All up in this bitch with a gin and tank array Drink like Mr. Wendell, smoke bud like Dr. Dre That's cause I'm old enough to do that type of shit Goddamn, I gotta piss, I pass the mic to Mr. Schiff I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me. I'm drippin', must be the rule that I was sippin' Diggin' in, guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin Cause when I'm layin' on my back, I can feel the room spin One too many, I'm wreckin', feelin' like Dr. Earl Any second, wanna get up but can't move Feels like I'm stuck in a room What the fuck was I tryin' to prove? I got an ass for a dad of bros All the hoes knows, those doobie bros People call me shit, stickin' my fist in the trunk I might fuck an ugly bitch, but only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk Yeah, only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk Only when I'm drunk 1 2 1 2 Only when I'm drunk 1 2 1 2 Only when I'm drunk 1 2 1 2 Only when I'm drunk Thanks for watching!