Bleachers Yard

[Verse 1] Welcome to Bleachers Yard It's time to pick up the slack (Procrastination) Put that right back where you found it In the bric-a-brac boxes full of the old you Yeah, we've been hanging around a full stop for a while (No punctuation) 'Cause time is money and the time is now So stop wasting your time on the old you And everybody says, hi, hello Wasn't June the best month? I shrug, "Well, I guess so But if we're searching for truths You lonely fuckers better share some too" (Huh) [Chorus] It's likely regret will show it's winning hand And colour me colours that you can't understand If you've never stumbled into unfamiliar lands Between the new and old testaments of Bleachers [Verse 2] Now as I was saying (Hey), back to what I was saying Why's it so difficult to be happy it happened? You are so beautiful Why do you cause my devastation? And was proof in the pudding, but I wasn't hungry I was better off there in the place of not knowing Where there's two yellow number plates And I gave to you my admiration [Chorus] Yeah, it's likely regret will show it's winning hand And colour me colours that you can't understand If you've never stumbled into unfamiliar lands Between the new and old testaments of Bleachers Yard [Outro] Will you remember the million dollar handshake Before you realise I was never No, I was never at Bleachers Yard? Will you remember the million dollar handshake Before you know I was never I was never there at Bleachers Yard? Will you remember the million dollar handshake Before you realise, before you realise I wasn't at Bleachers Yard? I should never have been there Will you remember the million dollar handshake? Will you realise I'm a liar? I'm a liar I've never, I've never been to Bleachers Yeah, will you remember the million dollar handshake? I shouldn't have invited you I didn't have the right to I'm not from, I'm not from Bleachers Yard I was never, I was never there I'm not an alumni I'm not in the history books I'm not in any of the books I'm sorry, I'm really sorry