King John, The Shite

His castle will fall like rotting teeth Beneath his feet lucious veg will turn to peat No noble a liar a coward and a cheat King John The Shit Rest in piss Hell steal your cherries and tax your pigs Blood sucking tick a toxic flea A maggot wore the crown festered on the throne Squoze the land of every coin and claimed it for his own Toast to the 19th of october King John The Shit! A slimy rat worth less than dirt Ruled the land serpents thirst Took every coin, he'll count your pennies He made england hell for the common folk Robbing every nest leave the shell take the yolk Lets throw him in the moat leave him for a soak Hope the crocs get to eat A slimy rat worth less than dirt Ruled the land serpents thirst Took every coin, he'll count your pennies!!!!