[Intro]
(Hello, hello Dr. Greenthumb, paging Dr. Greenthumb!)
[Verse 1: B-Real]
(Hello) Hello my name is Dr. Greenthumb
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from (Hello)
From the hills where the trees grow wild with weed fields
The fuckin' pigs with shields holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
DEA can't keep the Greenthumb in check (Hello)
HPS, God bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
Or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
'Cause we can't be growing without no permit (Hello)
But fuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my dick
Weed can't grow without attention
Hello my name is (Dr. Greenthumb)
[Chorus: B-Real & Sen Dog]
Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
(Ayo, Dr. Greenthumb, come on back one time)
[Verse 2: B-Real]
People can't live without the herb man (Hello)
If not they'd be drinking and driving and swerving (Hello)
Thanks to Dr. Greenthumb weed grow
In the backyard or inside with hydro (Hello)
To the kush plant brush in a tangerine dream
Tasty, blowing a fuckin smokescreen
Cycles of weed are constantly grown
Somebody give me the razor to cut clones (Hello)
I'd like to stop, but it feels so good
Horny plants stinking up my whole neighborhood
DEA never wanna leave me alone
But never ever, ever got a warrant for my home (Hello)
What that funny sound knockin at the door
Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more
Please don't follow me into the sun
You know my name (Dr. Greenthumb)
[Chorus: B-Real & Sen Dog]
Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
[Verse 3: B-Real]
Out from the lab, no need for rehab
If I can't drive then call me a cab
In my closet the weed is dried out
Like Sen said, ain't no place to hide out (Hello)
I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop
Get locked up and they close up my shop
That's why I buy no weed from no one
That's why they call me (Dr. Greenthumb)
The scientifical, mystical one
Growing my crops with the rays of the sun
Come one, come all and see how it's done
If you see a pig there's no need to run (Hello)
'Cause some of these pigs are down with Greenthumb
You never know what be the outcome
You see the photo in the album
The weed is growing like my erection (Hello)
Look I never told you where I was from
But you know my name (Dr. Greenthumb)
[Chorus: B-Real & Sen Dog]
Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
(Hello, my name is Dr. Greenthumb)
[Outro]
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Thank you
Took time off from surgery to do this
This next joint right here, some of you people that have been down with us since Day One will hear this and be like, what the fuck?
And the people that heard this song on TikTok that blew it back up will be like, what the fuck?
But when you hear this, all of you are going to be like, what the fuck?
