[Intro: Bizarre]
This what you do (Ah ah)
When the bartender fuck your drink up (Yeah Yeah)
(Gimme a Hennessy on Rocks)
Bitch, I said Absolut Cranberry (Cranberry Alizé)
Yeah for me and my bitch, my nigga right here too (Ah ah)
[Verse 1: Bizarre]
Seen this white bitch that I wanted to rape (Wanted to rape)
So I said "fuck it" and I asked her on a date (On a date)
Lots of cash, we went down to the casino (To the casino)
Just me and her girlfriend, out there playing Bingo (Playing Bingo)
So I'm thinking a way to make my attack (My attack)
I got a .357 with an axe in the back (In the back)
And I fucked her raw, gave her black cock all night (All night)
I ain't Brian Pumper, I'm more like Wesley Pipes (Wesley Pipes) (You stupid!)
Now it's back to this bitch getting raped (Getting raped)
2 chainsaws and some black duct tape (Duct tape)
Said she was sorry, didn't want me to take her life (Her life)
I said "fuck that" then stabbed her with a knife (Knife)
[Hook 1: Maestro & Bizarre]
He raped the bartender (Ooh and they lookin' for me)
He pulled up in the car with her (Uh, okay)
He raped the bartender (Ooh and they lookin' for me)
And now Bizarre is in her (Okay)
[Verse 2: Maestro & Rondell Beene]
Woke up this morning, almost late for my flight (Late for my flight)
Probably from the way I was fooling at the bar last night (Bar last night)
I remember this one chick, body was looking so right (So right)
Damn it what was her name? (Uh huh)
She had a boyfriend, dude was staring at me with a mean mug (The fuck you lookin' at boy? Shit)
Probably cause his girl's staring at me like she wanna fuck (Like she wanna fuck) (Bitch why you keep looking at that nigga for?)
Don't be mad at me, stupid, don't bring your bitch to the club (Bitch to the club) (Man don't be calling my bitches, bitch)
I'll shoot you in your brain (Do it, do it, I dare you!)
Don't let this bow-tie fool ya (Fuck you!) I'll dump you in the trunk (You think you can ride?)
You lost your life cause your girl thinks I'm cooler than you (Bitch, I'm Rondell)
You had too much to drink (So?) You better stop and think (Or else what?)
Before you end up on Channel 5 (That's not even a real station bitch)
[Hook 2: Maestro & Rondell Beene]
Don't rape the bartender, you 'bout to get your ass beat (Beat my ass then punk, wassup! Wassup!)
Just because you tried to fuck with her, uh-huh, okay
Don't rape the bartender, you 'bout to get your ass beat (I'll beat yo' mothafucking ass, beat my ass punk! I dare ya!)
You'll get your whipped with her, uh-huh, okay ("Uh huh" my ass, okay)
[Verse 3: Kuniva]
Walked up in the club and I strolled on over to the bar (Over to the bar)
Breath a little on tart and I left my Big Red in the car (Big Red in the car)
Got my gun by my side, try to rob me homie and you won't get far (You won't get far)
I'll shoot the shit out of you, uh-huh
But anyway I was chilling so I posted up and ordered my drink (Ordered my drink)
She gave me some Henny turned away fast, then mumbled "your breath stink"
Snatched her up real fast like "Bitch don't be disrespecting me" (Disrespecting me)
I'll slap the taste out your mouth
She took a swing, I dipped [?] (Got pumped)
Came up and molliwopped that bitch
She pulled a knife, I stepped back
Pulled out my big Gat
Somebody's in the ER tonight
[Hook 2: Maestro & Rondell Beene]
He shot the bartender (Yeah, then I watch that bitch bleed)
Right through her heart and liver (I'm ‘bout to do a 103)
He shot the bartender (I'ma let that bitch bleed) (I don't give a fuck)
And now the cops have entered (They’ll never catch me) Uh huh
[Outro: Rondell Beene]
(Oh shit it's the po-po, I’m out bitch!)
