Shit on You (A Cappella)

[Intro: Eminem] I'll shit on you, haha (Da-da, da-da, da-da) I'll shit on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da) I'll shit on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da) I'll shit on you (Da-da, da-da, da-da) I'll shit on you (Ha-ha), I will shit on you I'll shit on you (Girl, you know, it's true) I'll shit on you (Bitch or man, I'll do) I'll shit on you (I will shit on you; Swifty McVay) [Verse 1: Swifty McVay & Eminem] I remain fatter than gluttony, tapin' bombs on the back of record companies (Uh-huh) Blow 'em up if they ain't wantin' me The National Guards, they scared of huntin' me I love beef; I got you hoes duckin' me (Nigga) A drug thief, bitch, I'll take your marijuana These slugs'll keep your ass away from my corner (Ah-ah-ah) I drown niggas in hundred degree saunas You can act a fool if you wanna (Biatch) This is lyrical piranha, strapped with a grenade in the pool with yo mama Attack her by the legs (Uh-huh), then I pull her to the bottom (Yeah) Swift's nuttin' up like a condom, slappin' if you fuckers got a problem When I see 'em (Uh-huh), you hoes ending up in a fuckin' mausoleum Or hiddеn in the trunk of a black and gold BM (Bitch) Pull in the garage whilе you screamin' (Uh-huh) Keep the motor on then I'm leavin', I'll shit on you [Chorus: Eminem] I will shit on you, I don't care who you are I'll shit on you I don't give a fuck about you or your car I'll shit on you Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch I'll shit on you Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family I'll sh– [Verse 2: Bizarre & Eminem] I'm an alcoholic, where's the fucking toilet? Pass the hot dog (Bizarre, aren't you Islamic?) Bitch, shut your fucking mouth, I'ma keep eatin' 'til Richard Simmons comes to my house With a chainsaw to cut me out (My house, my house) I'll fuck your wife; I had sex since I met her Too busy fuckin' a twelve-year-old babysitter (Hahaha) And all women ain't shit Only good for cookin', cleanin', and suckin' dick and that's it (I said it) I'm responsible for killin' John Candy Got JonBenet Ramsey in my '98 Camry (She's lost) I don't give a fuck who you are I'll shit on anybody; truly yours, The Idiotic Bizarre (Shh) [Verse 3: Eminem] My adolescent years weren't shit to what I do now I never grew up, I was born grown and grew down The older I get, the dumber the shit I get in The more ignorant, the incident is I fit in Ignoring the shit how boring it gets When there's no one to hit I don't know when to quit throwin' a fit (Nope) I know I'm a bit flaky, but they make me It's they who egged me and say they can take me (Come on) It's they who legs I break and make achy 'Cause they who mistake me make me so angry (I'll shit on you) I'll spit on you Start pissin' and do the opposite on you You weren't listenin', I said I'll cop a squat on you Start spilling my guts like chicken cordon bleu And straight shit like Notorious B.I.G. did to that bitch On his skit on his last album, pull my pants down (I'll shit on you) [Chorus: Eminem] I will shit on you, I don't care who you are I'll shit on you I don't give a fuck about you or your car I'll shit on you Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch I'll shit on you Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family, I'll– I'll shit on you [Verse 4: Kon Artis & Eminem] Is Richard Pryor still alive? If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin' (What?) Born brainless, this steel ain't stainless Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang-it Bitch, bring it, these niggas that I hang with'll Hang you up naked by your ankles danglin' (Come on, let me down) My need I stay strangling, I don't need your help If you won't give me the pussy, I don't loosen my belt (I'll shit on you) I'm what your daddy's not, your mom's kinda cock Your sister's teen crush, your aunt's supply of rocks Buck fifty cross your neck Floss your TEC; I'll beat you wit' it across your chest [Verse 5: Kuniva, Eminem & Both] Yo, it's only right I jack your car keys and run Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns For fun, when I'm drunk, I'll run a truck through the weed house Jump out and beat ya peeps down worse than Steve Stoute Put you in chokeholds I learned last week From the Policeman who caught me stealing weed from his Jeep (Hey, hey, hey) I see hoes biting, y'all don't wanna brawl That's like Deebo fighting Peabo Bryson (Uh, I'll shit on you) Fuck what you hollerin' and yellin' about I'll reach in your mouth and pull your fuckin' skeleton out Niggas get hit wit' a two piece (Bling-bling) Wit' a poisonous sting, I'm such a violent thing [Chorus: Eminem] I will shit on you, I don't care who you are I'll shit on you I don't give a fuck about you or your car I'll shit on you Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch I'll shit on you Fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family, I'll– I'll shit on you [Verse 6: Eminem] Once I get on two hits of ex' my disk slips and disconnects 'Til I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck But still, shit on the first bitch who disrespects (C'mon, I'll shit on you) Overreaction is my only reaction Which only sets off a chain reaction It puts five more zany actin' maniacs in action A Rat Pack in black jackets who pack ten Nine millimeters, five criminals Pulling heaters and spilling liters of blood like swimming pools Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too (Pff) A lot of people say misogynistic which is true I don't deny it, matter of fact I stand by it So please stand by as I start up a damn riot If you don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet (Get back) Boy, girl, dog, woman, man, child, I'll shit on you [Chorus: Eminem] I will shit on you, I don't care who you are I'll shit on you I don't give a fuck about you or your car (Shh) I'll shit on you Fuck your house, fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch I'll shit on you I will fuck your wife if you fuck with me (Pss), I'll– I'll shit on you [Outro: Eminem] You heard me (Haha), bitch (I'll shit on you) D12 (I'll shit on you) Your life, your wife, your kids, your car (I'll shit on you) Your house, your spouse, your rings, your things (I'll shit on you) I'll shit on you, I'll shit on you