Diane

[Intro: Dad Feels] Dad feels confused [Verse 1: Dad Feels] Dad loves wife, gives Dad reason To have life, to keep breathin' Cheryl the woman keeps his blood movin’ Dad's heart's pumpin’ when he's Mom smoochin' But Dad does wonder why he gets feelings When Mom's friend's over, what is the reason? Her perfume lingers on Dad's fingers When exchanging greetings is his sniffing cheating? [Chorus: Dad Feels & Yelle] Dad is trying as hard as he can To not think about Mom's friend Diane But Dad feels like an actual man When he thinks about the forbidden Dad is trying as hard as he can To not think about Mom's friend Diane But Dad feels like an actual man When he thinks about the forbidden [Verse 2: Dad Feels] Would Dad even commit romantic treason Of course he wouldn’t Dad was just dreamin’ Cheryl is gentle, she is so special But that Diane is on another level Ha! [Chorus: Dad Feels & Yelle] Dad is trying as hard as he can To not think about Mom's friend Diane But Dad feels like an actual man When he thinks about the forbidden Dad is trying as hard as he can To not think about Mom’s friend Diane But Dad feels like an actual man When he thinks about the forbidden [Outro: Yelle & Dad Feels] Dad is trying as hard as he can To not think about Mom's friend Diane I mean Cheryl