Bus' Breakdown

[Verse 1] Well if you got a band and you're tired of the band Then you better take a tip from us Better save your money 'cause I'm tellin' you, honey Gonna need it for a broke down bus [?], any old van Or a Jimmy or an MCI Round back, square back, flex or a hump back All break down some time [Chorus] Buses break down, it's a fact, it's a fact Buses break down, it's a fact Red ones, blue ones, old ones, new ones Buses break down, it's a fact [Verse 2] Well it ain't if, then it's gonna be when You see us on the side of the road We might be broke down but we'll make it to town Just in time for the show So buy your tickets and shine your boots Get ready to head to town Don't you spare, we'll be there Even if the bus breaks down [Chorus] Buses break down, it's a fact, it's a fact Buses break down, it's a fact Red ones, blue ones, old ones, new ones Buses break down, it's a fact [Bridge] Hey Dale how's that bus of yours doing? Well when you sold it to me, you said you fixed it Yeah I fixed you up good, Dale I mean you said you fixed everything that was broke Well yeah we replaced everything on that dang bus, we did I feel like I replaced everything on that bus Well let me tell you, we replaced... [Verse 3] Alternator, generator, transmission, radiator [?], it takes two [?] crossover genre Comin' out the old wazoo [Chorus] Buses break down, it's a fact, it's a fact Buses break down, it's a fact Red ones, blue ones, old ones, new ones Buses break down, it's a fact [Outro] They can't all break down, Ray Well let me tell you, Dale Mine, yours, [?], George's Buses break down, it's a fact Red ones, blue ones, old ones, new ones Buses break down, it's a fact