Fuck, fuck gongs
Fuck the beginning of songs
And fuck you if you're not singing along
Fuck right, fuck wrong
Fuck ping, fuck pong
Fuck weak, fuck strong
Fuck King, fuck Kong
Fuck the internet, fuck Twitter
Fuck Reddit, fuck ridiculously quick scrolling end credits
Fuck Rickrolls, fuck memes
Fuck the game, fuck sex
Fuck pleasure, fuck pain (ouch)
Fuck cancer, fuck looking for an answer
And fuck this new breed of YouTube prankster (it's a prank bro)
Fuck gangsters, fuck the police
Fuck NWA, fuck your beliefs
Fuck war, fuck peace
Fuck north, fuck east
Fuck south, fuck west
Fuck more, fuck less
Fuck bums, fuck breasts
Fuck school, fuck tests
Fuck work, fuck play
Fuck rest, fuck meditation
Fuck stress, fuck the way you talk
The way you think
Fuck the way you dress, fuck failure
Fuck success, fuck life, fuck death
Fuck no, fuck yes
Fuck menstrual cramps
Fuck collecting stamps
Fuck banks, fuck saying, "Please"
And fuck thanks
Fuck Ant, fuck Dec
Fuck PJ and Duncan
Fuck Democrats
Fuck GOP Republicans
Fuck shyness, fuck confidence
Fuck incompetence
And fuck accomplishments
Fuck Catholics, fuck Protestants
Fuck the sea, fuck the ice caps
Fuck continents, fuck nuclear weapons
Fuck disarmament, fuck the monarchy
Fuck parliament, fuck the Tories and fuck Labor
Fuck asking for help, fuck doing someone else a favor
Fuck taste buds, fuck flavors
Fuck Remington's range of electric shavers (they're shit)
Fuck beards, fuck hipsters
Fuck queers, fuck the popping sound coming from my ears
Fuck the elderly, fuck the disabled
Fuck convoluted train timetables
Fuck puberty, fuck mosquitos
Fuck filibustering politicians, fuck vetoes
Fuck Pepsi, fuck Coke
Fuck being serious and fuck jokes
Fuck puns, fuck irons
Fuck irony, fuck illiteracy
Fuck libraries, fuck copyright law
Fuck piracy, fuck the surveillance state
Fuck privacy, fuck poverty, fuck charities
Fuck the movement towards gender pay parity
Fuck activism, fuck apathy
Fuck flawless logic, fuck fallacies, fuck allergies
Fuck anarchy, fuck order
Fuck straight lines, fuck curves, fuck corners
Fuck immigration, fuck borders
Fuck dad, fuck mums
Fuck sons, fuck daughters
Fuck having hair, fuck Gail Porter
Fuck air, fuck Earth, fuck water
Fuck the poor, fuck the rich
Fuck a whore, fuck a bitch
Fuck informers and snitches
Fuck giving them stitches
Fuck words, fuck pictures
Fuck Churchill, fuck Hitler
Fuck gingers, fuck feet
Fuck meters, fuck inches
Fuck decimals and integers
Fuck the prime minister, fuck fires
And fuck fire extinguishers
Fuck the nematodes in vinegar
Fuck advertising campaigns that feature Gary Lineker
Fuck the proles, fuck the bourgeoisie
Fuck letters, fuck A, fuck B, fuck C
Fuck one, fuck two, fuck three
Fuck poo, fuck wee
Fuck you, fuck me
Fuck swearing
Fuck hypocrisy
Fuck family friendly
Fuck controversy
Fuck lies, fuck honesty
Fuck doing things wrong
Fuck doing things properly
Fuck Douglby, fuck broccoli
Fuck advanced breakthroughs in medical technology
Fuck animal research
Fuck animal rights
Fuck automatics
Fuck manual drive
Fuck obeying the rules
And fuck crime
Fuck physics, fuck space, fuck time
Fuck rhyme, fuck Stephen Hawking
Fuck slow walking
Fuck uptalking
Fuck abortion clinics
Fuck fetuses
Fuck vaginas
Fuck penises
Fuck the MRAs
Fuck the feminists
Fuck the army
Fuck civilians
And fuck terrorists
Fuck optimists
Fuck pessimists
Fuck being sexually vanilla
Fuck fetishes
Fuck pedophiles
Fuck children
Fuck flying hijacked planes into buildings
Fuck being offensive
Fuck being offended
Fuck beeping censorship
Fuck being so sensitive, fuck my friends
Fuck acquaintances and enemies
Fuck my fans, fuck my family
Fuck anybody, fuck Muslims, fuck Jews
Fuck Christians, Atheists, fuck you
Fuck nice people, fuck jerks
Fuck school, fuck work
Fuck Miley Cyrus trying to twerk
Fuck nerds, fuck jocks
Fuck shoes, fuck socks
Fuck, fuck The English
Fuck The Irish, Welsh and the Scots
Fuck stores, fuck shops
Fuck pork, fuck chops
Fuck floors, fuck mops
Fuck doors, fuck locks
Fuck Hip Hop, fuck Pop
Fuck Metal, fuck bees
Fuck wasps, fuck nettles
Fuck smooth complexions, fuck freckles
Fuck black pots, fuck kettles
Fuck black people, fuck white people
Fuck Apartheid and fuck being equal
Fuck sharks, fuck bald eagles
Fuck fucking all three Star Wars prequels
Fuck free will, fuck determinism
Fuck freedom of the press
Fuck restrictive journalism
Fuck repetition, fuck repetition
Fuck the word fuck's dictionary definition
Fuck crack, fuck pot
Fuck cats, fuck dogs
Fuck chavs, fuck goths
Fuck crabs, fuck moths
Fuck colds, fuck flu
Fuck coughs, fuck this music
Fuck you and fuck off
Fucking hell
No offence
Fuck
