Actor with a Loaded Gun

Did you tell them I was coming? Did you tell them I'm new here? Can we stop and buy some flowers? 'Cause I feel bad, I just bought beer But what if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun Met a girl, she's a florist And oh-so-modest about her career But her boyfriend could talk for hours He's an ego pioneer But what if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun I've been called robotic and intense to name a few So I'm tryin' my best to be soft around the edges just for you But what if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun This isn't a party, it's a social interview It determines my hierarchy between the strong and those confused But what if I spoil the fun? What if I'm overcome? Like an actor with a loaded gun I'm an actor with a loaded gun