Blame It On Santa

[Verse 1] I came down the stairs at 7 looking kinda just like Kevin When his family left him behind And I knew I was being accused of a Christmas crime (Christmas crime) Grandma said that I was guilty with a look that coulda killed me And I didn't know what to do So I crossed all my fingers and said, "Was it you-know-who?" (You-know-who) [Pre-Chorus] She said, "Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" She said, "Now, who pulled the bourbon out from Grandpa's bar? And the tree on the ground, tell me, who knocked it down?" My hands were red, so I said [Chorus] Blame it on Santa Blame it on the reindeer in the sky But don't check the camera I swear that I was fast asleep last night Oh, I know I look suspicious For goodness sake, it's Christmas I know you believe Don't blame it on me Blame it on Santa [Verse 2] Oh, the footprints on the table, I know they might match the label Of my favorite pair of dancing shoes So real quick, I said, "Doesn't Saint Nick wear a size ten too?" (Yes, it's true) [Pre-Chorus] She said, "Who ordered pizza on my credit card? All twenty-two giant pizzas on my credit card? And that skunk that I smell, let me guess, was an elf" She said, "Come clean," "It wasn't me" [Chorus] Blame it on Santa Blame it on the reindeer in the sky But don't check the camera I swear that I was fast asleep last night Oh, I know I look suspicious For goodness sake, it's Christmas I know you believe Don't blame it on me Blame it on Santa [Bridge] He mighta had too much eggnog He mighta heard that Christmas song [Chorus] Blame it on Santa Blame it on the reindeer in the sky But don't check the camera I swear that I was fast asleep last night Oh, I know I look suspicious For goodness sake, it's Christmas And I know you believe Don't blame it on me Blame it on Santa Don't blame it on me Blame it on Santa