Don't Do Drugs

[Intro] So, ya'll don't do no drugs No, no, no, we don't do, take drugs thanks No drugs No, no, no No, no, no, thanks No thank you C'mon man You don't do no drugs No thank you I'm so, so, so, so-high C'mon, yeah 1-time [Verse One] They call me Mr. Hustler See me around the way every day The smoke juggler, the coke bubbler, you know I'll getcha high if you gimme your dough I'm only trying to get you to put your nose three feet deep in the snow Get a whiff of this, real good green weed without any seeds Get a sniff of this, vitamin C O K E Take a puff of this Opium that'll leave your mind blown, grown from Colombia seeds Come on [Hook] So what about smoke? I got it! Coke? I got it! What about Ex? I got it! What about dope? I got it! Whitney's chillin! Bobby's Chillin! Let's get high cause we love the feelin'! (If you take my advice you will try one) We got red ones green ones blue ones white ones (Take my advice you will try one) And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em [Verse Two] (Don't you think that you should be cautioning people not to buy this There's no way that you should be endorsing for people to try this Especially me, I'm just a petty larcen' The godson of a mobster in the moonlight doing arson for the boss' son) Check it out The first one is always free Strong enough to get you to come back, possibly strung out enough to run back [Hook] So what about smoke? I got it! Dope? I got it! Ex? I got it! Coke? I got it! Marion's chillin! Clinton is chillin! Let's get high cause love the feelin'! (So if you take my advice you will try one) We got red ones green ones blue ones white ones (Take my advice you will try one) And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em [Verse Three] Excuse me Ain't you that person who be at the university Studying heavily and partying heartily? You need to ease your mind, put your feet up and recline Um, gimme a nick and I'ma sell you a dime Puff Puff Pass I got big bags of grass for sale You can enhance the strength and smell if you just sprinkle it with hash [Hook] So what about smoke? I got it! Coke? I got it! What about Ex? I got it! What about dope? I got it! Darrell's chillin! LT's chillin! Let's get high cause we love the feelin' (So if you take my advice you will try one) We got red ones green ones blue ones white ones (Take my advice you will try one) And if you take my advice and try 'em you might like 'em [Scratches] "They call me mister hustler! I'll get you high if you gimme your dough" "I'm so high"