Bad Day

I hope that the last the page of your 800 page novel is missing And I hope that it rains if you leave the window down on your red mustang 'cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you And if you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby I hope that your team lost; I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy. 'cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call jenny 'cause everyday ought to be a bad day for you But I'm sorry if it ever is