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Lyrics
[Chorus: Central Cee]
She don't listen to UK rap, if it ain't Dave or Cench
She a six but her a friend is a four, a three-way gonna make that ten
Are you sure you wanna make that wife? We know her since way back when
If it's a Rolls, then it gotta be a Cullinan, G 63 if Mercedes—
[Verse 1: Central Cee]
Wide selection of gyal that we got right now, go broke and watch them all leave us
I can't give a ho my jumper, she'll go home and put it on Depop
I'm in the car with my girl and my guy called me, I'm like, "Bro, you're on speaker"
Toxic rеlationship with my bitch, one day, we're split, now wе're goin' Antigua
Three man jump out the four-door vehicle, it's a miracle if a boy don't get touched
Don't step on our block and trespass, gotta check in and apply for a ESTA
Young G came to the Dragons' Den, he want a nine bar and he need a investor
UberLUX with a thot inside, she ain't comin' to fuck, there's a key in the S-Class
Mm-hm, alright, I come a long way from a Vespa
When I put foot on the gas, wanna hear it rip, nah, don't want a Tesla
Come a long way from givin' out testers, crackhead itchin' like he got eczema
'Member, I try do fraud on my metro, I got blacklisted like Skepta
Peculiar mixture, in a Pyrex like Nesquik
About this track
"UK Rap" is a song by Dave from the album Split Decision, released in 2023. The song was written by Central Cee, Dave, Kyle Evans. It was produced by Kyle Evans.
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Been livin' a movie, since Blockbusters, way before Netflix
I just made a play for a M, it's 11 a.m., I ain't even had breakfast
She only listen to RapCaviar, she in her car playin' hella Americans
[Chorus: Dave]
She don't listen to UK rap, if it ain't Dave or Cench
She a six but her a friend is a four, a three-way gonna make that ten
Are you sure you wanna make that wife? We know her from way back when
If it's a Rolls, then it's gotta be a Cullinan, G 63 if Mercedes-Benz, huh
[Verse 2: Dave]
M-missin' person, parents think he's a runaway
The mandem think I'm tapped, two of the same car in a different colourway
Can't turn no ho to a housewife, more time, just do it the other way
If I ask her to send me a foot picture, she'll think I'm a weirdo
Back then, man do a robbery, tell a civilian, "Don't be a hero"
Huh, she got curve like Andrea Pirlo
I know a chick that'll get into character, line man up while she nibble his earlobe
Nokia 9010, this phone come like the splits on Distro
Me and bro like Skep' and Frisco, disco, three man hop out the rental
No need for the drum and bass, call bae if you wanna see rude or mental
Huh, I feel like I'm Tony Soprano
Gold tips in a black beater, it's a man-eater like Nelly Fur- Nelly
F-feel like I'm Nelly Furtado
Pay him a hundred grand then it's underland like Amad Diallo
Try come back from this one
My girl got a job, good salary and I'm still her main source of income
No expiry date on a, uh, minor setback, man soon grip one
[Chorus: Central Cee & Dave]
She don't listen to UK rap, if it ain't Dave or Cench
She a six but her a friend is a four, a three-way gonna make that ten
Are you sure you wanna make that wife? We know her since way back when
If it's a Rolls, then it gotta be a Cullinan, G 63 if Mercedes-Benz
She don't listen to UK rap, if it ain't Dave or Cench
She a six but her a friend is a four, a three-way gonna make that ten
Are you sure you wanna make that wife? We know her from way back when
If it's a Rolls, then it's gotta be a Cullinan, G 63 if Mercedes-Benz
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
From Dork
Dylan John Thomas and Fiona-Lee are also among the latest additions.
The 2026 shortlist announcement and awards show dates have been confirmed.
Brand-new purpose-built dance stage The Warehouse is also confirmed for the festival.
Tickets go on general sale to the public starting 23rd October.