[Intro: Slick Rick, Kid 1, Kid 2 & both]
I'm tired
Me too
Uncle Ricky
Hmmm?
Could you tell us a bedtime story, like you used to?
Look, don't y'all think y'all too old for that now?
No
Listen, I got an adult question for y'all since y'all like, 11 now
Y'all ever get horny?
Uncle Ricky!
Now I don't mean to sound perverted
But do you ever have like sexual urges?
No!
No? Well, you will, so sit your behind down
And listen to Uncle Ricky and De La tell y'all a grown-up story
Okay
[Verse 1: Trugoy the Dove, Slick Rick & Posdnuos]
I remember when Mama spoke of the birds, and
The east side kept me off the curb, and
Betsy Ross was sufferin' from the scaredy cat
So my man Ricky brought the remedy for that
I massage your mink, coat
Then part your legs open
And stroke so hard you'll start to smell smoke
Ain't got a drug problem, but a love problem
But then again that may be one in the same
I claim possession
Pull the girl among the apes like Charlie Heston
Ride off on the horse and show no remorse
She look nice...
Honey oriental, brown eyes
Want fries...?
Chicken, vegetable, fried rice
And I'm tryin' to– you to-go
Fast subtraction, grab some
"Oh, don't stop, nasty black man"
Man, that action had me coughin' up cars, keys, and cash
Just to sniff a fat rabbit, I would give my very last
[Chorus: Slick Rick, (Posdnuos)]
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
Just to get it started, for startin' something
Is what we do to get some lovin' (Yeah)
What we do to get some lovin'
This what we do for love (For love)
This what we do for love (For love)
This what we do for love
[Verse 2: Posdnuos & Slick Rick]
You ain't lying now
I 9-to-5 it, more like 12-to-12
Can't get the thought of (Sex) from off my mental shelf
And I'm like Bruce Lee
Beatin' up the cootchie profusely
My tomboy chicks that act a little too butchy
Recieve this (Uh)
When my semen ceases
They'll be screamin' out, "We love being the female species"
[Interlude: Veronica & Trugoy the Dove]
Hello?
Veronica, it's Dave
Uh... I think you got the wrong number
What?
(Veronica, your baby's crying!)
Yo, chill
...Baby?!
Whatever yo, later
[Verse 3: Trugoy the Dove, Slick Rick & Posdnuos]
For the past two summers, I been sizing up Veronica
Southern belle, I heard she blow notes like a harmonica
Yarmulkes couldn't satisfy her spendin' fetishes (Hmm)
She was all about gettin' the head like she was lettuces (Hmm)
Yeah, them types be acting like they ain't sleazy
Like this Uptown chick playing opposite of easy
Delighted, the honey fly difficult, couldn't knife it
Tight...
Seen the imprint on honey's private
Now she's love sick
Ruler Rick scoress again!
Sex present itself like trophies, I'm out to win
And it's easier to claim through the fame I've obtained
Her mommy was a liar, she's so ashamed
[Chorus: Slick Rick, (Posdnuos)]
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
Just to get it started, for startin' something
Is what we do to get some lovin'
This what we do for love (Do for love)
This what we do for love (For love)
[Verse 4: Slick Rick, Posdnuos & Trugoy the Dove]
Well, I got this rudeboi Jamaican honey at the rest home
Complete with yellow hair and Cinderella dress on
("What happen?")
Been around, stuck her 'till she poppin' bout
"Hey, take your bloodclot finger off mi bottom"
Anyway, another dime I met one time
I'm kind, chick in the world, butt fine
And her structure pumpin'
Told her, got ya mumblin'
'Bout "Slow down, what, you tryin to rupture somethin'?"
I don't bug out, I chill
Never copped a feel
But these pretty ass girls come and flaunt in the grill
Big ass eyes, with the matching big ass thighs
Asked her if she spare a moment to exchange some lies
"But you got a girlfriend"
"Yeah, trick, so do you
And I heard there's no preference in what gender ya do" (Hmm)
So stop playing so squeaky clean
And let the dirty side see me later
So we can play 'wake the neighbors'
So stuck on the love you rearranging behaviors
Second episode, and you returning oral favors
Buying up groceries, searching for hosiery
Holding hands publicly, and now you supposed to be
Mr. and Mrs., huh? Lovin' and kisses, huh?
But while you away is when the milkman'll visit her (Yeah)
Dear to the heart, we dearly depart the fallen
So skip the games, ma, I stay tuned to the calling
[Chorus: Slick Rick, (Posdnuos)]
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
Just to get it started, for startin' something
Is what we do to get some lovin'
This what we do for love (Do for love)
This what we do for love (All together now)
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
Just to get it started, for startin' something
Is what we do to get some lovin' (Yeah)
This what we do for love (Do for love)
This what we do for love (For love)
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
(When nature calls) You know them boys will come runnin'
(When nature calls) You know them girls don't mind comin'
Just to get it started, for startin' something
Is what we do to get some lovin' (Yeah)
This what we do for love (Do for love)
This what we do for love (For love)
(When nature calls) You know them boys...
