Did I Shave My Legs for This?

Flowers and wine Is what I thought I would find When I came home from workin' tonight. Well, now here I stand Over this fryin' pan And you want a cold one again. I bought these new heels' Did my nails, had my hair done just right. I thought this new dress was a sure bet For romance tonight. Well it's perfectly clear Between the TV and beer I won't get so much as a kiss. As I head for the door I turn around to be sure Did I shave my legs for this? Now when we first met You promised we'd get A house on the hill with a pool. Well, this trailer stays wet And we're swimming in debt. Now you want me to go back to school. I bought these new heels Did my nails, had my hair done just right. I thought this new dress was a sure bet For romance tonight. Well it's perfectly clear Between the TV and beer I won't get so much as a kiss. As I head for the door I turn around to be sure Did I shave my legs for this? Darling, did I shave my legs for this?