Audi 5000

[Intro: Blacastan] The first few bars is fucked up [Scratches] "I was Audi 5000" - Ice Cube 'Alive On Arrival' [Verse 1: Apathy] Earth rumbling Deity humbling U.F.O.'s are hovering, times are so troubling Doctors started hustling, blood starts puddling I'm shuttering, discovering, they just started shuttling Humans to the surface of Mars Cops searchin' our cars to confiscate notebooks, verses and bars Aquaman lungs live in worlds like Atlantis Cause we destroyed the whole planet with ecological damage Helicopters patrol, doctors chop up our souls When we go off the Zoloft we outta control Now we paranoid animals, A Planet Of Apes With nowhere to escape unless we launch into space So I gathered all my old school Clue mixtapes And started diggin' in the crates before we disintegrate Demigodz, fuck bitches, get money, not much else I'm Audi 5000 'fore I pass it to Celph "I was Audi 5000" [Verse 2: Celph Titled] They said it was a murder attempt Cause when I punched him in the skull it left a permanent dent Baritone voice with some nice patterns Fuck a polar bears toe nail, I'm colder than Antarctic ice caverns Mice and rabbits, they all looked at as snake food But I'm hungry for bitches marinatin' in my bake roast Stomp through like I had earthquake shoes Showed you how to commit murder over break loops and let AK's shoot My flow can move mountains Bank account's a loot fountain Yeah I need two accountants, really who's countin'? (I don't know) My water pistol shoots a potent starch That'll have you lookin' like the dude who stood in front of the open Arc Intelligent war sword wielder Reroute the ignition to your gas tank Charles Dutton four wheeler Demigodzilla You should already know, I'm Audi 5000 so I'll pass it to Mo' "I was Audi 5000" [Verse 3: Motive] The most ignorant Every verse ridiculous Satan sadistic Caught in church gettin' his dick licked Hallelujah, all praise to the Godz The dopest nigga alive is now arrived Fuck for the love, I'm tryin' to cash in for a mil' or two And show you monkey ass niggas how gorillas do Bring on the bestest, claim he's spittin' that ether boy Bet when we meet he greet me like Tim Tebow scored It's hoodie, two shoes, mad rude, no home trainin' Send your bitch back, ass hurt and throat achin' I'm Doe Rakeing, sippin' Henny at probation A lot of dollars made off of that powder that's Caucasian And any beef shit, no secret how I do Battle kiss your forehead like your mama duke The new Big Daddy Kane, Ain't No Half Steppin' I'm Audi five G till the rat ranch dressing "I was Audi 5000" [Verse 4: Ryu] I'm Audi 5000 G Oh yeah, I'm outty, like a Saudi I got mouths to feed The revolution will not be televised What you mean? I just spent ten grand fillin' my house with flat screens Some gasoline and empty bottles of bourbon The kind of cocktail party you leave first degree burns with I'm filthy, the dirty version, no detergent If rap was Iraq, I'd be a fuckin' insurgent I blow the spot up, give me my 30 virgins A place in paradise, to me it's kinda worth it, right? Fuckin' A it is, pop the stainless Hit him till his chest make a noise like Jadakiss The world famous, Demigod gangsters We the same as other rappers, except nobody hates us I ain't even gotta say shit, what could I say? Besides I'm Audi 5 K before I pass to Seamus "I was Audi 5000" [Verse 5: Esoteric] We the O.G. trilogy you couldn't equal the sequel Defeatin' Esoteric? That'll take a legend like Repo Listen, do a, CD together, you and me? Never I'd rather listen to Nickelback on repeat forever Lousy mix, [?] of a southie flick, bitches with the pouty lips Lets be Audi 5 in my Audi 6 Forgot the A, they don't ever walk away "Let Me Ride like Dr. Dre" is all these women say Now check it, one thing about me, I'm too wordy Put so much shit in a song you'd think the clean version. dirty So step up, you can try to bring about my death soldier Curses foiled again like last nights left overs Oh Jesus, fall guy like Colt Seavers, I flow with no breathers That's a Memphis Monroe beavers Ryu, Celph, Ap, Motive got my back I'm Audi 5000 so I'll pass it to Blac "I was Audi 5000" [Verse 6: Blacastan] There's only 60 minutes in an hour so give me 24 of those to live I'll load the cig and find the kid who killed B.I.G Run him down and put 16 in his wig Make him wanna take back the foul shit that he did That's word to my unborn kid who ain't a fetus Sixth man off the bench, Demigodz undefeated Many crews fell off and their legacy's depleted But we here for the gusto, keepin' it raw And it's a must that we crush doe, live on tour Crowds roar, demandin' encores and more Shut your mall down, buyin' all the Nikes out stores Bare footed in the villa with the heated marble floors Wars get waged on every notebook page Act your age, Celph Titled prolly packin' a gauge There's no need for the antics, wildin' on drugs Man I'm Audi 5000, I'm pullin' the plug "I was Audi 5000"