Sleepin' very soundly on a Saturday mornin'
I was dreamin' I was Al Capone
There's a rumor going 'round, gotta clear outta town
I'm smelling like a dry fishbone
Here come the law, gonna break down the door
Gonna carry me away once more
Never, I never, I never want it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know
Rainy afternoon, I got a bloody typhoon
And I'm playing on my slide trombone
Anymore, anymore, cannot take it anymore
Gotta get away from this stone cold floor
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know
Walkin' down the street, shootin' people that I meet
With my fully loaded Tommy gun
Here come the deputy, try to come and get me
I gotta get me up and run
They got the siren loose, I run right outta juice
They're gonna put me in a cell
If I can't go to Heaven, well, then let me go to Hell
Crazy, stone cold crazy, you know
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