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Lifetime Problems by Dicks

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Dicks

Lifetime Problems

From 1980-1986

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Lifetime Problems

Hey baby, won't you take my life? Baby, baby, won't you be my wife? Hey baby, don't fuck with me I'll tell you what I say, I'll just say Hey baby, won't you be my wife? Baby, baby, won't you take my life? Hey baby, don't fuck with me I'll tell you what I say, I'll just go Hey baby, won't you be my friend? Baby, baby, tell you once again Anybody gonna be my wife I'll tell you good advice, I'll just say Hey baby, won't you be my wife? Baby, baby, won't you be my wife? Hey baby, don't fuck with me I'll tell you I'll what say, I'll just go

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"Lifetime Problems" is a song by Dicks from the album 1980-1986.

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