Dinner Date

[Verse 1] I had the lamest date to the daddy-daughter dance Maybe that's why I don't like To fucking slow dance And my mom said don't buy vegetables They won't last Well she's right 'cause our friendship is in the past [Chorus] And I'm going through these phases Of people and places And the turkey is tasting Just like the shit that you're talking [Verse 2] So you know I had to shoot that dog Because everyone's family When you're in a hospital And you know I'm scared Like a third grader on a triple dog dare [Chrous] And I'm going through these phases Of people and places (Of people!) And the turkey is tasting Just like the shit that you're talking (And I'm going through these phases) And maybe if you took me out to dinner (Of people and places) I would like anything (And the turkey is tasting) For longer than a year (Just like the shit that you're talking)