No Caviar

I met him in a bar they serve no caviar Just ten-cent beer and pretzels on a plate We talked a little while, I liked his flashy style Uh, and then he tried to make a date Now if I had went on my way I wouldn't be in this mess today I said, "I'm going home, I live there all alone" He took the cue and quickly paid the check I didn't know it then, I'd get it in the end And this fine guy would make my life a wreck Now if I had went on my way I wouldn't be in this mess today We sipped a little wine, I listened to his lie And then we made some love as love should be I kissed him once or twice and everything was nice Then that wine got the best of me Say, "If I had went on my way Mmm, I wouldn't be in this mess today" How's he took me for my soul, took all my gold? Then he said, "Our love just wasn't real" He opened up my eyes and much to my surprise The man I loved turned out to be a heel If I had stayed outta that bar where they serve no caviar I wouldn't have these dues to pay And I wouldn't be in this mess today