My Parties

[Verse 1] Well, this is my back yard - my back gate I hate to start my parties late Here's the party cart - ain't that great? That ain't the best part baby - just wait That's a genuine weathervane - it moves with the breeze Portable hammock honey - who needs trees? [Refrain] It's casual entertaining - we aim to please [Chorus] At my parties, alright Uh-huh [Verse 2] Check out the shingles - it's brand new Excuse me while I mingle - hi, how are you Hey everybody - let me give you a toast This one's for me - the host with the most [Verse 3] It's getting a trifle colder - step inside my home That's a brass toilet tissue holder with its own telephone That's a musical doorbell - it don't ring, I ain't kiddin' It plays "America the Beautiful" and "Tie a Yellow Ribbon" Boy, this punch is a trip - it's OK in my book Here, take a sip - maybe a little heavy on the fruit Ah, here comes the dip - you may kiss the cook Let me show you honey - it's easy - look You take a fork and spike 'em - say, did you try these? So glad you like 'em - the secret's in the cheese [Refrain] It's casual entertaining - we aim to please [Chorus] At my parties, alright Uh-huh At my parties, alright Uh-huh [Verse 4] Now don't talk to me about the polar bear Don't talk to me about the ozone layer Ain't so much of anything these days, even the air They're running out of rhinos - what do I care? Let's hear it for the dolphin - let's hear it for the trees Ain't running out of nothing in my deep freeze It's casual entertaining - we aim to please [Outro] At my parties, alright Uh-huh Do what you please At my parties, alright Uh-huh Yeah, at my parties You do what you please At my parties, alright Uh-huh Oh yes, at my parties Yeah, I thought you'd like that Hmm that's nice At my parties, alright Uh-huh Yeah, at my parties Oh yeah, at my parties, alright Uh-huh You do what you please At my parties