Nasty As I Wanna Be

[Intro] Dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty... (N-N-N-N-Nasty) [Verse 1] Dirt is the white guy People think I'm funny Quit smokin' weed Now my nose is all runny Coke in my pocket Lobster in my tummy Paranoid as shit That the cops are comin for me, but I ain't even breakin' the law Just fuckin' your chick on the hood of your car, and (uh) and (uh) The bitch is annoyin' Had to change my number like Kobe and Jordan Dirt to the nasty Smelled like ya dead homie layin' up in the caskey I'm sneakin' through your barrio With mushrooms Like Luigi and Mario Then I crash the party And sock you in the face if you rock Ed Hardy (busta) Dude, I'm gnarly I get my dick sucked by the mentally retardy [Hook] I'm nasty as I wanna be I'm nasty girl, I'm so nasty (REPEAT x4) [Verse 2] Dirt get pussy You gotta bunch of dudes I step in the saloon In my cowboy boots, so ...clear the floor I gotta new dance Hop out the choppa and my parachute pants Flip like a ninja Never get injured When I fuck you on the hardwood floor you get splinters I'm the dirtiest dude on the streets So dope yo bitch gon' OD on me Smokin' speed with ODB He told me "Hey cracka you crazy" I fuck old ladies Blind crippled and crazy In they old Mercedes And I'm eatin' out all they friends "What it taste like Dirt?" Huh, Depends Top-notch hoes To average geeks I tear up the pussy like a savage beast [Hook] [Verse 3] Went from ashy to flashy Then back to white-trashy They ask me, "Eh Dirt, why you so nasty?" Cause I just don't give a fuck Bump Milli Vanilli ice in the trunk. ("girl you know it's true") Pick up sluts in the pickup truck Get my dick sucked Then I, stick 'em up (break yer self) Skanks get ganked... ...and if I get locked up From my keys to the shank Thank the Lord For blessin' Dirt Nasty with the flesh sword They call me Sexcalibur Swing my hammer on your melons like Gallagher Cracker ass fantastic In the suburbs with my ghettoblaster I rap slow And then I rap faster I'm the result of taking to much acid [Hook]