Cougars

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty] Cougars are my favourite ladies Purr like a vintage Mercedes Mid 40s, no babies Look fly since the early 80's Cougars don't waste time Gotta be at work, 9 to 5 Eat your meat to survive So old, she barely alive Strut like a panther Looking epileptic on the dance floor She'll claw your pants off And look good for beating the cancer Playmate, 88 Don't rollerblade, she rollerskate Squeeze juice out your grapes Like fine wine, getting better with age [Chorus: Bonnie McKee] You can feel the bite You hear the growl Cuz the midnight cougar's on the prowl Baby like a wine, I'm fine over time But I'm gonna make you mine Cougar, cougar Cougar, cougar, cougar [Verse 2: Dirt Nasty] Cougars are all the rage But don't let them out their cage Ancient or middle aged Want cocks and botox in their faces Cougars do it right Cuz they hot blooded; cold desires And they never want to stay the night Disappear before the morning light They ain't even gotta be that old If they twice your age, you're good to go The big 40 Fake J-Lo ass with an MJ nose Arthritis In the hip and neckbone from pulling all-nighters Young girls, they alright But a night with a cougar? Priceless [Chorus: Bonnie McKee] You can feel the bite You hear the growl Cuz the midnight cougar's on the prowl Baby like a wine, I'm fine over time But I'm gonna make you mine Cougar, cougar Cougar, cougar, cougar