Code Red

[Intro] Uh! Ah, Ah, Ah Come on! Come on! Yeah! ha ha ha! Uh! Aight [Verse 1] Here's a little story 'bout a Friday night Buckwild, cause yo, that's kind of my style, check it On the town with a girl named Kay Being a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way I was straight out illin Why do I say so? Cause yo, my girl was home chillin Fancy restaurant me and Kay frontin It was called Le....um, Chéz...um, somethin I was ready to attack her, unh Giving the sexy look like Dracula A little bit of soft music playin And Dom Perignon, it was on, know what I'm sayin? Every thing was lovely, but then What the damn, my girlfriend walked in! Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread Oh I'm dead, mayday, code red! [Verse 2] My, oh my, what am I to do? Gotta get away, cause my girlfriend's coming through Um Kay, I gotta... um, well, see... There's... well, this, um... excuse me To the back with the mucho-quickness My girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses I'm in the bathroom hiding like a punk But there's bars on the windows, I can't jump Exit stage left, quickly plan B Gotta find a way that my girl won't see me Crawling on the floor, I'm feeling sick Like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick Heart poundin around a mile-a-minute This time I really done did it Down on my hands and knees on the floor I'm looking at the front door Ready, set, make the dash Her back is turned, maybe I can get past I almost made it, but then, damn, she turned her head! Code red! Alright... got a little problem here... need assistance Mayday... Break it on down! (Get down!...) [Verse 3] All was perfect, the ship was sailin But now it's sinking, so yo, I'm bailin I kept on runnin, even though she saw me And I sat and waited at home for baby to call me I watched a little TV Phone started ringing 'bout 12:23 I picked it up real slow, and said: "Mmmmm..hello?" She wasn't having it, she snapped, went bezerk Girl made my head hurt I tried to be as cool as I could be I said "Hey, wasn't me" But she wasn't having that melody Needless to say, she left me Another brother just couldn't control his head, (the other one) Code red