The Mic Sounds Nice

[Intro: Sample] Five! Four! Three! Two! [Verse 1: MF DOOM] Forgive them Lord, for they know not what they spit Unlucky contestants on the mic, sounds nice; what they get? Or we have a beat for a one time wonder hit And a how-to-play-it-off-if-you-make-a-live-blunder kit And the winner for the ninth time in a row: DOOM, I owe it to a well-refined rhyme flow Now if you don't mind, dough Find me where the limes grow With a fine dime, fill in the blanks Still no necklace and a mil' in the bank Grill stay blank, not to be critical but ill they stank Maybe give 'em thanks from the steele grade shank Hold that, put the mic down, ya luck's up Don't let it touch the ground and shut the… Door, buckle up, it's the law, fool Stay calm like you got pulled over with the raw [Chorus: Salt N' Pepa] Mic sound nice, check one Mic sound nice, check two Mic sound nice, check three Are you ready? [Verse 2: MF DOOM] If he had thick hair like Ric Flair, checkin'? He wouldn't know if hoes really cared for the… Lyrical skills - that's how they judge it Trick the deals and tell her take it out the budget mother… Fudge it like the numbers on a number one Billboard hit And still be bored as… It could be worse; this verse a no-rehearse Known to snatch the mic like, “No, me first” They get sloppy seconds after we stop wreckin' And they had a choppy check-in Then he ripped the beat like a surgery botched A hurter, he murder flows, DOOM off the crotch I'll be back in two and two, watch the clock They thought we had Koch, how ya block got blotch Another notch on the Glock His own stock in the strip club Free scotch on the rocks, beeyotch! [Chorus: Salt N' Pepa] Mic sound nice, check one Mic sound nice, check two Mic sound nice Take it from the top