Jack the Lad

There's nothing left for you now except to hang out with the guys Now everyone can fear you, no one dare look in your eyes When trouble follows your every move, the description always fits your face You'll have me sure gonna have to prove, the failure you'll have to take And as the night goes on, the stories unfold Tales of how many drinks you can hold How many pigs it took to hold you down And how many thieves it takes to steal the town I can't be bothered with him, he's gonna treat me this way I'm in the back seat and your never going my way What does he have to treat me bad There's no more chances for Jack The Lad No one ever confronted you, you're never without a crowd The thought had never cross your mind to do your mother proud Mugging's your speciality on which you all have bailed I do believe it's the reason, for this life you'd be even insane And as the night goes on, the stories unfold Tales of how many drinks you can hold How many pigs it took to hold you down And how many thieves it takes to steal the town I can't be bothered with him, he's gonna treat me this way I'm in the back seat and your never going my way What does he have to treat me bad I can't be bothered with him, he's gonna treat me this way I'm in the back seat and your never going my way What does he have to treat me bad There's no more chances for Jack The Lad