Punky's Dilemma

[Intro] Ah, South California [Verse 1] Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake Floating in my bowl takin' movies Relaxing awhile, living in style Talking to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A. hey Casually glancing at his toupee [Chorus] Wish I was an English muffin Gotta make the most out of a toaster (Come on down) I ease myself down (Better come up brown) Comin' up brown I prefer the boysenberry More than any ordinary jam I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan [Verse 2] Ah, South California If I became a first lieutenant Would you put my photo on your piano? (To Maryjane) To Maryjane Best wishes, Martin [Bridge] Old Roger draft-dodger Leaving by the basement door Everybody knows what he's Tippy-toeing down there for [Chorus] Wish I was an English muffin Gotta make the most out of a toaster (Come on down) I ease myself down (Better come up brown) Comin' up brown I prefer the boysenberry More than any ordinary jam I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan [Outro] Ah, South California Ah, South California Ah, South California Ah, South California