Baby Boomer Santa

[Troy Barnes (Donald Glover) & Abed Nadir (Danny Pudi)] Santa Claus was born in 1945 He had a boogie-woogie Coca-Cola army jive [Abed] And when the Commies gave the polio to Doris Day Santa helped the Beatles chase McCarthy away That Baby Boomer Santa He's never gonna die [Troy] Santa fought at Woodstock and Vietnam And smoked a ton of acid and burnt his bra [Abed] And then in 1970, he did more drugs And his hair stayed long and he… grew a mustache [Troy & Abed] Baby Boomer Santa He’s gonna stay ali-hi-hi-ive [Troy & Abed] Santa invented Spielberg and microchips Santa invented Coca-Cola and aerobics He made the Iron Curtain and thе Gremlins 2 Fake butter and AIDS and Twin Pеaks [Troy & Abed] Baby Boomer Santa Thank you for MTV (Ow! Ow!) Baby Boomer Santa Thank you for everything [Pierce Hawthorne (Chevy Chase)] You’re welcome You’re welcome for everything in the world You’re welcome You’re welcome for all that I bring to the world I’m Baby Boomer Santa I bring the gift of the world Baby Boomer Santa I’m an American pearl