Clitopia

The clitoris The clitoris The clitoris It's been a mystery The clitoris It's my anatomy, ooh The clitoris Much more than you can see And if you get to know it, you can get to know me Yeah In the days of old Man's form on pedestals But girls less than ideal We were not taught to feel And then into the Dark Ages when witch hunts were all the rage The key to see if she's a witch or not lies right between her legs So if you see the mark of Satan then you know there's no mistakin' She's been taken desire Throw her on the fire Fear inside (fear inside) Pandora's Box Opening wide, ooh The sinful seat of delight Earthly pleasures hidden far out of sight The clitoris It's been a mystery The clitoris It's my anatomy, ooh The clitoris Much more than you can see And if you get to know it, you can get to know me Yeah Learned men of science Still some would deny it (they would deny it) Anatomists' dissections weren't enough for them to buy it (they would deny it) The few who did uncover it would argue who discovered it This excavated treasure, the source of woman's pleasure Then Dr. Freud came along Told me I was doing it all wrong I need to graduate the way I masturbate From the clitoral to the vaginal Did he know? (Did he know?) What goes on inside that hole (oh, no) 'Cause he couldn't see (couldn't see) All stimulation happens clitorally They say I'm frigid and cold, and I need to be controlled That I'm too hot, demented, disordered, hysterical That I'm crazy or lazy too mild or wild, and baby They get to decide what's natural and factual Even doctor's textbooks Yes, they would forget it The clit they would omit and really not even regret it So scientists set out To find out all about This old orgasmic mystery and settle any doubt In 3D The clit was mapped architecturally To the world's surprise It was found to be ten times its size The clitoris Shouldn't be a mystery (shouldn't be a mystery) The clitoris It's my It's my anatomy (it's my anatomy) Ooh, the clitoris Much more than you can see And if you get to know it, you can get to know me (get to know me) We can come to understand (understand) Worlds of pleasure in our hand (in our hand) Study up and come with me The clitoris will be set free