I'm on a Megabus, gift wrapped and I'm enough
Bouquet of white lilies on my knee
Wind from across the aisle, Wayfarers and a smile
As out the window asphalt turns to trees
Said I'm going to Beth David
Oh, Beth David, here I come
Headed home to give you back another one
Oh, Beth David, here I come
Getting hungry, getting numb
And if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres
'Til services are done
With a head like a megaton, this morning found me overrun
With more than just one bag could contain
So I bought a ticket, got in line
My heart's broke but I work just fine
If it's still pumping blood into my veins
So I'm going to Beth David
Oh, Beth David, here I come
Headed home to give you back another one
Oh, Beth David, here I come
Getting hungry, getting numb
And if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres
'Til services are done
Well, one dance, two nights
White claw, by and by
Beth David, here I come
Getting hungry, getting numb
And if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres
'Til services are done
Oh, I'm going to Beth David
Oh, Beth David, here I come
Headed home to give you back another one
Oh, Beth David, here I come
Getting hungry, getting numb
And if memory serves there's no hors d'oeuvres
'Til services are done
Thank you
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