[Spoken: Briggs]
Family! Friends!
We are here today to commend the body of James R. Recard to the Earth
Known as "Jimmy" to his friends
The king of the bar, with a liver infection
Victim to the many bras thrown at his fee
He is but a man, and into temptation he went
Had his name been Paul, may he had a better chance
Lord, into your wide open arms we send James
