Kids Today

[Verse 1] Hey, these kids today, we're so much better than the kids from yesterday Hey, hear what they say? This generation's here to stay These kids today, these kids today got nothing, so we got nothing to lose 200 channels on TV and nothin' but real bad news These kids today want answers, but we've got nothin' but lies They tell us they know what's best, and they scream, "No compromise" [Verse 2] Hey, these kids today, we're so much better than the kids from yesterday Hey, hear what they say? This generation's got a way, these kids today (These kids today got somethin') That nobody else can match You better be here before us, oh, you're such a sexy batch Seen nothin' but goddamn muzzles, that's nothin' that I will abide We're runnin' away to find that they scream, "God, why? Why, why, why why?" [Outro] One, two, three, four, baby, come and hit the floor Five, six, seven, eight, baby, come and can't relate (Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Hey, these kids today, these kids today, yeah