Are You Diagnosed?

La, la, la La, la, la (are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed?) La, la, la La, la, la (are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed?) I know a place where the good life starts Between a KFC and the corner of a car park And what a way to waste your teens You'll miss your GCSEs and every other landmark So I come in, sit down, took an hour to find it It's one big secret and you have to hide it He calls me in and asks me two things "What's going on?" and "Can you prove it?" I said Don't say it could be worse, just make it better I can't use my words when you wrote down every letter (la, la, la) You could rock up with a tube up your nose, but Are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed? (La, la, la) Roll up your sleeves and you're drowning in clothes, but Are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed? (La, la, la) Never jumped off a moving bus? Well, wait another six months You could be dying or close, but Are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed? I'm in the longest wait for the world's worst club So wrap me up in a bandage to get to the front They had to swap the sofas late last month So now they're covered in plastic to keep off the blood If she tells the truth, they could take her away Or send her home or laugh in her face, she said It has to be worse before it gets better That's what she said You would have loved her if you'd met her (la, la, la) Your teachers say you wannna use it to pose, so Are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed? (La, la, la) And no one called you when you overdosed, yeah Are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed? But they said you're at rock bottom, grab a shovel and dig Your way up to the top of the waiting list (la, la, la) You could be dying or close, but Are you diagnosed? Are you diagnosed? (La, la, la) I feel protective of the place I hate most Because now everybody's saying that they have it and pose With your pain, and put it down like they're wearing your clothes Or your name or where you live like it's something you chose But you carry it around with you every day And nobody believes you, so now you do the same I'm sick of, sick, I'm sick of asking for help The job only gets done when you do it yourself