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Ebenezer

Stats

From Bad Romantic2018

Written by Col3trane, Ebenezer

Produced by

Lyrics

Stats

[Intro: Ebenzer]

And tonight, I'm with my ex, ayy, yeah

Ooh, money [?] with my ex, yeah-yeah

Tonight, with my ex, yeah-yeah

Mmm, no, yeah, ooh, yeah

[Chorus: Ebenezer]

When I shoot, I don't miss

Check the score, swish

Fuck 'em one time then dismiss

That's your girlfriend? That's my bitch

When I shoot, I don't miss

Check the score, swish

Fuck 'em one time then dismiss

That's your girlfriend? That's my bitch

[Verse 1: Ebenezer]

GPS (yeah-yeah) when I drive (yeah-yeah)

Hop in the (skrr, skrr), I'm in the ride (vroom-vroom-vroom-vroom)

Medication and she tryna get some

I been wildin', I just popped one

I might just switch it up (switch it)

Might just flip the page (yeah)

'Cause your girlfriend choosin' me

If not me, she choosin' Col3trane (facts)

She take one shot to the head

About this track

"Stats" is a song by Ebenezer from the album Bad Romantic, released in 2018. The song was written by Col3trane, Ebenezer. It was produced by Ebenezer.

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  • Ebenezer— 123 credits as songwriter & producer →
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  • Ebenezer— 123 credits as songwriter & producer →
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  • Col3trane— 85 credits as songwriter & producer →

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Ebenezer

Like Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, ain't no game (whoa, whoa)

Me and you just ain't the same (ah-yeah)

[Chorus: Ebenezer]

When I shoot, I don't miss

Check the score, swish

Fuck 'em one time then dismiss

That's your girlfriend? That's my bitch

When I shoot, I don't miss

Check the score, swish

Fuck 'em one time then dismiss

That's your girlfriend? That's my bitch

[Verse 2: Col3trane]

You love talkin' (you love to talk)

Talkin' shit (talkin' that shit)

There ain't many more like you, don't wanna switch (oh, no, no)

'Cause you know that I'm your secret admirer

Been on you for days, but just like Michael Myers

You love changing face

But oh, no, no

I might just switch it up (switch it up)

Just hopped off the stage (brr)

Go ahead check the statistics

You csn see this not a phase (no, no)

'Cause there's plenty where that came from (oh, yeah)

I got riddims done for days (woo)

Later, checked my brother Ebs

He called me over just to say

[Chorus: Ebenezer & Col3trane]

When I shoot, I don't miss

Check the score, swish (yah, brr)

Fuck 'em one time then dismiss (and then I dismiss)

That's your girlfriend? (who that?) That's my bitch (oh, that my bitch)

When I shoot (oh, when I be shoot), I don't miss (no, I don't miss)

Check the score (check that, check that, check that shit), swish (ah, ah)

Fuck 'em one time then dismiss (an' then I dismiss you)

That's your girlfriend? That's my bitch

[Bridge: Ebenezer]

Wanna fuck her, don't wanna spend time

She gon' feel it in her body like it's some enzyme

Hatin'-ass niggas I won't lose to

Somethin' that I'm not used to

Your man don't give you coverage and no air time

But come and take a flight up on this airline

Hatin'-ass niggas I won't lose to

Somethin' that I'm not used to

[Chorus: Ebenezer]

When I shoot, I don't miss

Check the score, swish

Fuck 'em one time then dismiss

That's your girlfriend? That's my bitch

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