Chewing Gum

[Verse 1] With their cardboard hands by their sides Here's a naked man and lady And they're yours to cut out and keep And you can dress them up maybe They don't know just who they are Or who they're supposed to be You can make them happy or sad Or assume their identity [Verse 2] So here they are in the departure lounge It's the "Gateway to the East" She is just another mail-order bride She doesn't know he's a kinky beast Now he gives her a picture of Maradona and child She wants to "roll and rock" As he spills his beer over her Bumps and he grinds, as he repeats "Bang-Cock" [Chorus] There must be something that is better than this It starts with a slap and ends with a kiss Begins with you bawling and it ends up in tears Oh my little one Take that chewing gum out of your ears [Verse 2] She might as well be in the jungle She might as well be on the moon He's away on a business trip in Dusseldorf But she's becoming immune To the lack of glamor and danger In a West German city today The nearest she comes to the "Dynasty life" he promised her Is a Chinese takeaway [Chorus] There must be something that is better than this It starts with a slap and ends up with a kiss Begins with you bawling and it ends up in tears Oh my little one Take that chewing gum out of your ears [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Though he only taught her three little words It doesn't matter if they're dirty or clean He can only control what they look like He can never possess what they mean [Verse 4] So he wants to whisper in her ear All the shrinking nothingness But something always comes between them I wonder if you can guess [Chorus] There must be something that is better than this It starts with a slap and up ends with a kiss Begins with you bawling and it ends up in tears Oh my little one Take that chewing gum out of your ears