This Project

I have this project that never gets off the ground

It's rather brilliant, so you might wanna stick around

'Cause when I launch it from sea to shining sea

It's gonna make their eyeballs bleed

Procrastination has been my middle name

Some say it suits me, keeps me out the game

But I may be rising from my featherbed

Got to get them demons bled

I'm always on the run and I hate copy paste for god's sake

Need a tool or two to complete my master plan

And a little stack of money, honey, collections in the can

And you, holding my hand, baby, hold my hand

Patch this little rowboat, don't wanna spring a leak

From the hot mouth of this estuary, out this tiny creek

'Cause when we launch it from sea to shining sea

There'll be no words that they can speak

And we'll be singing, laughing, laughing to ourselves

We knew we had it in us, every time the basin swells

They'll look so puzzled like wuzzles in the zoo

Just a matter of time before we blew, who knew (we did)

Just need a tune or two to complete my master plan