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[Intro: Parole Officer] Yeah, you made bail, boy You need to stay your ass up out of trouble Don't let me catch you back up in here, man Smoking on all them reefers and shit Sign right here, take these, call this number And if you hear your color called You got to come in that day and drop And you better not drop a dirty, boy Or that's your ass [Verse: Elzhi] I got flicked by the hooks, pointing the Prada look Off a dutchie, caught the munchies, but was too high to cook In front of my crib, parked, I heard, "ten fo', roll down the window" And out flew a thick cloud of indo They cuffed me And booked me, 20 minutes roughly In my mugshot, my eyes bloodshot, I'm looking scruffy Was locked up, couldn't doze, my nose stuffy I'm thinking if they tow the whip all I got is my Huffy Shit, I'm not Puffy That night was a toughy The cover like sandpaper, the pillow wasn't fluffy Whoever ratted, it was horribly done Anyway, it's morning now, so we back to where the story begun I'm grabbing my things, half asleep I'm searching for my keys, I had to laugh to keep From crying, while the car sits, the battery's dying And I'm trying, out buying a cheap suit to put a tie in In this court date that came up quick, time was flying I'm at the stand, no denying in my replying I'm ordered to take a piss test And classes on not to twist cess to resist stress; how I get in this mess? I'm thinking 'All this over marijuana?' That's when he hit me with community service; "I'll be there, Your Honor" Fake Judge Matthews, Muppet Show "Hypocritical rap bastard, you probably high right now" So they assign you this color with the number to call it Then take your money, so you can't save some for your wallet Sixteen for a drop, damn, they making G's, not only taking fees They had me cleaning out gyms or raking leaves on my aching knees I hit up Fes, to help me get my car back He was breaking trees ("Let's roll up") He came through with a cigar pack, he lit it, I hit it And now I'm craving a shake and double bacon cheese [Outro] Hah. Wait... Did I just? Damn... I was dreaming, man I'm tired of this shit, man I can't wait until this shit is over with Fuck