1-833-2GET-REV (REVIVAL Voicemail)

[Automated Voice] Thank you for your interest in Revival, the number one slightly invasive treatment for Atrox Rithimis. You only get one shot to beat AR. Don't miss your chance with Revival. Please hold to speak with a patient care representative. While you wait, here's some additional information: You should discuss the potential benefits and risks of Revival with your doctor or clergyman. Revival is a non-injectable medication given through the ear canal and is not intended for anal use. Revival is a non-narcotic medication intended for daily use that can be taken with or without food. Tell your doctor about all health conditions, including if you: Have a history of confusion or poor judgment Are allergic to tympanic stimulators Are pregnant or nursing Revival does not cause serious side effects including: Fleem's syndrome Mild to disfiguring acne Brain problems Male pattern baldness, most commonly in women Rage Decreased appetite Increased appetite Seasonal affective disorder Loose gums Gluten sensitivity Toothpain Tight glutes General feeling of head trauma Softening of fingernails Dramatically increased hair growth Sudden nut allergies Ringing in your mouth and Light-leggedness Thank you for continuing to hold. We give you some serious fucking credit for sticking with us. Tell your doctor right away if you have any of the following symptoms: Fever, sweats or chills Muscle ache Cough Shortness of breath Blood and phlegm Weight loss Warm, red, or painful skin or sores on your body Diarrhea or stomach pain Burning when you urinate Chills when you urinate Urinating more often than normal Feeling very tired or night sleeping Revival does not cause you side effects but if you have them you should definitely seek medical attention.