Biterphobia

[Scratches: DJ Butter Fingers] [Verse 1: Eminem] I'm sneakin' in through the back door; booty MCs get ambushed Rammed and squooshed, slammed and pushed, crammed and mushed Then I move it on down from the right to left So bite the method, prepare to fight to death To get jacked, attacked, and cracked in two Smackin' through 'til you're black and blue for actin', true I'm dreaded like a man whose hair is all strands Crews battle me, sniffin' on aerosol cans I'm stompin' 'em, kickin' 'em, chokin' 'em, stampin' 'em Clompin' 'em, stickin' 'em, pokin' 'em, clampin' 'em To electric chairs and tightenin' bolts Hit 'em with frightening jolts of lightning bolts I'm zappin' rappers, singers, and dancers Faster than you can snap your fingers for answers Cancer is in the flesh, alive and breathin' Survivin' by connivin' and thievin' [Scratches: DJ Butter Fingers] [Verse 2: Eminem] I had a dream I was gettin' jacked by biters It felt like I was bein' attacked by spiders Developing a fear, a biterphobia I'm holdin' a gas can and lighter over ya If I detect ya, I'ma pulverize Dissect your brain, diggin' in your skull for lies Then I'ma torture with material iller Than a stark ravin' mad serial killer I'm more dangerous than a loaded chamber is A major risk to a plagiarist So, beware of the aura, a terror, the horrible Will scare ya tomorrow, it's the airborne assault of the rappers Either start developing skills Or head for the border and run like hell up in hills The choice is yours Besides, all these noises force me to scream 'til my voice is hoarse 'Cause I'm sick of these jabber jaws and crabs that grab at yours And saboteurs that bite like Labradors You're in range of my double-barrel And your life is in danger, trouble, and peril [Scratches: DJ Butter Fingers] [Verse 3: Eminem] I trample and stamp liars like they were campfires 'Cause vampires bite on my balls and clamp pliers And swing on my big thingamajig So, I'm bringin' my nig, Proof, for backup when I sing at my gig 'Cause biters are fallin' head over heels In love with every rhyme that I've said over reels That's how I became paranoid Chewing my fingernails, pulling my hair, annoyed 'Cause every time you bit, it was deliberate So, I'm forced to hit a little quicker with an ultimatum, I assault and slayed 'em With rhymes and insults and made 'em difficult to fade 'em Energetic and imaginative Pronouns and verbs, predicates and adjectives Will reach out and grab you nine times out of ten That's why I'm spitting one-of-a-kind rhymes out a pen [Scratches: DJ Butter Fingers]