Intro

[Intro] "Breaking news: Detroit rapper Eminem cancels his sold-out European tour to check himself into rehab after admitting an addiction to sleep medication We'll have more on this story as it develops" "Shady Records recording artist Obie Trice has apparently survived a gunshot to the head in what appears to be a random drive-by shooting Meanwhile, Eminem is rumored to be alienated--" "On again/off again relationship with..." "This just in, a tour bus involving Eminem's bus..." "Updating a story we brought you earlier about gunfire at an after-hours club, we've learned that the rapper Proof has been fatally shot" "Shady/Aftermath recording artist..." "Long-time best friend of Eminem and a member of the rap group D12" "D12, back in the news again today..." "Is it a sabbatical or the end? The rumors and speculation continue to swirl around Eminem He insists he's just taking a break, but doubters believe he's retiring, leaving us all to ask, 'Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?'"