Nut Up

[Intro] Ayy, Em Yeah [Chorus 1] So, Slim Shady, to the stage, please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies So, ladies, this ain't the place to be in if you're lazy (Get up) I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies So won't you please step up to the mic, baby? [Verse 1] It's been a little boring lately I've been playing in poison ivy and pee I've been itching to get in some S-H-I-T You heard what I S-A-I-D This club? I guess they ID But they just let me in without it, so I guess they like me I put on my best dang white tee for this evening's festivities And I even got it pressed and dry-cleaned It's me and the rest of my heathens, we in the building 'Til it closes, we're partying 'til then nobody knows that I'm drinking Keep my Bacardi concealed inside of my jacket When no one's looking, I tap the bottle, crack it Then swig it then put the frigging top back on it and cap it Yeah, that same bullshit, man, I just got back on it, god dammit Boy, you don't want it, doggone it, that gin and tonic, I slam it An alcoholic, I am what I am, that's all that I am And upon my further inspection, Monica's bra I examine And if you're wondering why I'm looking in awe as I am It's 'cause I'm just so overjoyed to see people brawl to my jam And now let's go [Chorus 2] So, Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies And tell 'em, "You just the hit the lottery, baby" I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies Say, "You just the hit the fucking lottery, baby" [Verse 2] Man, I hate it when no one's paying me any attention So I won't let up 'til they do, I don't have any intention Ma, I like your breast, but your booty's too skinny to pinch it How is that possible with a waist on me about 26 inches? Ease up on the Henny, just sip it There's so many wenches up in here that's got my interest I'm drenched in sweat down in the trenches Continue to make my way all the way to the center of the dance floor I've just entered Hope that I don't get injured, oh, here I go I'm shaking my tail for the oh-so member Oh, feet, don't fail me now Better be nimble when you swoop this bimb' up Get the info on the nympho dudes went for 'cause of the way he pimped up Shady's Mercedes Benz with the crazy rims got the ladies trembling Like a gremlin with a head full of Red Bull at 12:15 AM and Do I feel incredible? Is medicine edible? You are unforgettable Girl, the fact we didn't meet sooner is the only thing that I think's regrettable Let me check my schedule (Shit) Oh no, your phone number ain't even legible, this night's unmeasurable It'd be my pleasure to introduce you to [Chorus 2] Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies And tell 'em, "You just the hit the lottery, baby" I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies Say, "You just the hit the fucking lottery, baby" [Verse 3] So when you come in the club, don't care if you paid or you snuck in Soon as you hear the beat drop, stop what you doing, start buckin' So get up like you're up and, homie, get down like you're ducking Up like you're stuck in the air and down like you're down on your luck And not down like out, so just turn that frown upside down that you're stuck in There's no upside when you're down The only downside when you're up is being hungover So, Shady, won't you tell 'em what's up? Then go get your cup and refill it Now speed it up a little bit and just kill it Don't stand there and look at my whip, chick, get in I ain't gotta tell you again, now close the door, you're lettin' flies in What? Am I supposed to be air conditioning the whole outside then? Would you look at what you're riding in? You better take pride then and stare at it for five minutes You're lucky I didn't just drive by in it You're privileged just to be inside of it I stepped in this party to liven it I just caught a vibe in it the minute that I arrived in it So, ladies, where you at? Make some noise if you're likin' it Then tell your boyfriend to take a hike again Two Heinekens and you're mine So, Slim Shady, won't you please step to the mic again? (Come on) [Chorus 2] So, Slim Shady, to the stage please Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies And tell 'em, "You just the hit the lottery, baby" I said, "Shady, to the stage please" Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy? We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies Say, "You just the hit the fucking lottery, baby"