Ritz

[Intro] Yeah, boy, yeah, boy, yeah, girl Let's take it back, swerve Lemme hear that shit Attention, K-Mart shoppers, chrr-chicka-chrr Attention, K-Mart shoppers, K-Mart shoppers There's a Blue Light Special, sales aren’t stoppin' Still got the radar to— [Verse 1] Walk up in Target and spot a bargain like a Dalmatian Zippin' up the aisle, racin', got The Salvation Army style blazer I'm out chasin' the gals, mental hospital out-patient A grown adult who acts like a baby, I'm so ado-lescent Same old Harley-Davidson coat and flannel Eight days in a row, Slim til' I'm eighty years-old, fat ho Still a cage that you don't rattle Maybe that explains why you won't battle 'Cause you was okay in my book 'til you took a page from it, ho My notepad'll explode next time you're in range of it though Danger, unknown contaminants it contains in it, yo Enough plutonium to blow up this whole stadium, ho, asshole Guess shit don't change and it won't Yeah, so if yesterday felt like the same day as before That'll explain why it's Groundhog's Day again, ho, skidaddle It's been Shady since you've been afraid of your own shadow Aftermath to the grave And we're takin' over the radio like it's changin' its own channel And I wouldn't dial it back if it crank-yanked me and whoa Still cranky and so zany, and oh, yeah, don't stop [Chorus] So here we go Girl, who does it better? Let me know La-di-da, came to party soon as I hit the door Y'all are in deep doo-doo fo' sho' (Better get a pooper scooper) It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers Faygo, no Mountain Dew It's just Moon Mist (Mist, Mist) When I'm at the Ritz (Yeah) (It's on my rider) [Verse 2] Talkin' about you savin' the day, bitch, who's savin' the decade You nuts? Take a wild guess, who's crazy as heck? Wait Fuck you think? You expect Ma$e? Cool J In a suit playin' the flute, Michael Bublé doin' reggae? So much my new jewels weigh, I get headaches They're breathtakin', two huge chains, they're like pet snakes Drippin' candyblue paint with a meth face swervin' through lanes on a segway Bumpin' 2 Chainz in a neck brace (2 Chainz) Too dangerous of a threat Bomb brain of Saddam Hussein's head in a suitcase, when it detonates I– Hold up, hey, you get the kids from school? 'Kay, cool, thanks Impregnate a dead lady, eat bath salts, two faces and get maced Get wasted, got a toothpaste with a cigarette taste that's lead-based (Ew) Smells like glue paste then I'm on a peg leg In a toupee sellin' bootlegs and casette tapes [Chorus] So here we go Girl, who does it better? Let me know La-di-da, came to party soon as I hit the door Y'all are in deep doo-doo fo' sho' (Better get a pooper scooper) It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers Faygo, no Mountain Dew It's just Moon Mist (Mist, Mist) When I'm at the Ritz (It's on my rider) [Refrain] And I'm Dressed up like a million-dollar trooper Tryna break a hundred for one Big Buford One Big Buford [Chorus] And It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers Faygo, no Mountain Dew It's just Moon Mist (Mist, Mist, Mist) When I'm at the Ritz (Ha-ha) (It's on my rider) [Verse 3] Attention, K-Mart shoppers, chrr-chicka-chrr Attention, K-Mart shoppers, K-Mart shoppers That's your trademark if life imitates art K-Mart to the graveyard, safeguard it like Braveheart Ain't changin' a thing, dawg, my thoughts are gonna stay dark So cold to this day, start Defrostin' them ideas, even after I got 'em to cook and they still stayed raw Because all them thoughts I thought of froze back up as soon as I thawed 'em (Thought 'em, thought 'em) Must mean I'm so hot, I'm cold So cold, I'm hot, I'm like autumn 'Cause I'm back to trippin' on all them Motherfuckers, it just sucks I had to fall on my ass to hit my bottom And the whole debacle was a God awful experience But it also gave me an awesome source I could draw from Now, don't bother callin' the law enforcement to stop him There's a new sheriff in town, it's a Marshall law in his Gotham Comin' through in a bra on a horse with Robin in boxing shorts I'm too boxed in with a box of Newports and Hopsin And your problem's compiled 'cause Marshall is wilin' Drive a car through the side of Arkham Asylum and park in the dining room Ain't no thoughts darker than mine are Batshit cray, sometimes I just gotta remind him Lady, nice bottom, it's top of the line and I'm Lookin' forward to gettin' behind it [Chorus] So here we go Girl, who does it better? Let me know La-di-da, came to party soon as I hit the door Y'all are in deep doo-doo fo' sho' (Better get a pooper scooper) It's Welfare cheese, saltines and Ritz Crackers Faygo, no Mountain Dew It's just Moon Mist (Mist, Mist) When I'm at the Ritz (It's on my rider) [Outro] Still a K-Mart shopper, ya bish, ya bish (Yeah) Still a K-Mart shopper ya bish, ya bish (Bitch, I'm feelin nostalgic) Still a Walmart shopper ya bish, ya bish (Suck my ballsack) Still a Target shopper ya bish, ya bish (Heh) You gon' try to out-white trash me? Still a— Stifler's back (Shit) Stifler's back Stifler's back Stifler's back The party pooper Ha-ha