Taking My Ball [V1]

[Intro] Yo, Dre, man Make my vocals sound sexy, woo! Come on, man, come on, man, okay [Chorus] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right But it's all right, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home [Verse 1: Eminem] I'm that guy, man, shove a diamond up my hind end And crush it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals Slut poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles While I stomp mudholes in ya ass, girl, now let's cuddle Blood curdlin', you're gurglin' on your blood, what'll I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' wonderful I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador Of the Valentine's Day Massacre slash assassin I slash her in the ass with a icicle And leave her layin' in a blood bath while I Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her In my Spider-Man mask, man, just imagine the Fun I can have with a strap-on Stick it up Kim Kardashian's ass and make the bitch run a triathlon Are those pistachios? Damn, I'd like to have some Laying on the patio, man, rolling a fat one Shady, drop the magic marker, put the cap on Goddamn, man, are you that much of an asshole? [Chorus] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right But it's all right, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home [Verse 2: Eminem] I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie Make the shit disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini Believe me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter, I'm tryna manoeuvre the Hoover up in your poop chute, don't move or ya Might get it stuck so fuckin' far up in your uvula You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus (Woo) Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studio Now who do ya think is more fruitier? Wiener smothered in peanut butter, puttin' on a tube of ya Eye shadow and man, it looked nice, you should've seen it, mother I think I'll put a piece of art on my Visa card Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's Jump on her lap and watch The Sopranos [Chorus] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right But it's all right, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home [Verse 3: Eminem] Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human? Grab an aluminum bat, hit Heidi Klum in the back, boom! And Assumin' the fact that that dude's in the back room Usin' the bathroom, vacuumin' a raccoon Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh But they're afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her parasailin' Shady, why do you gotta pick on the lady for? Why you make her read eighty-four bedtime stories to you in baby talk? 'Cause I'm scared, there's monsters under my bed Michael Jackson hid my juice box under my bassinet No wonder my ass is wet, my diaper needs to be changed You like graffiti, Mike? Well, I can pee-pee and write your name [Chorus] It feels so wrong 'cause it feels so right But it's all right, it's okay with me I'll do my steps all by myself I don't need nobody to play with me But if you just give me a chance I can put you in a trance the way I dance But don't nobody wanna play with me So I'm taking my ball and going home, home [Outro] Fine, nobody wants to play with me? Fuck you then, bitch! You guys are always mean to me anyways All you ever do is rub gum in my hair and stuff You guys are gonna make me-, make me sad, I'm sad I'm gonna cry, I'm crying I'm going to tell my mom Mom!