Troublemaker

[Intro: Eminem]

The story I'm about to tell is a true story

And my family knows it's a true story

That's why they might not wanna listen

[Verse 1: Eminem]

I never asked to be born, so don't blame me for the crap I did

You're the one who made the choice to have me

I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused my ratty mom and daddy

If they spent a bit more time with me, they'd've noticed

They was raising [?] got some problems [?]

But mommy didn't want me and that made me bitter

Shitty diapers and the formula, you dumped me on the babysitter

Buzzin' around from place-to-place to whoever would take me

I developed a problem listenin' and you never could make me

I learned how to crawl and got ahold of matches

Thought it was neat the way they sparked and then I'm settin' fire to my mattress

So curse the bratty baby, I didn't wanna take off my clothes

My daddy made me, later my grandma tells me that he raped me

If that didn't make me corrupted, then tell me what the fuck did

Now you got a fucked up kid runnin' around the street sayin', "Fuck this"

Cussin' neighbors up and down the street after