Ash Ketchum vs Charles Darwin

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! ASH KETCHUM! VERSUS! CHARLES DARWIN! BEGIN! Darwin wants to battle? Doesn't seem like a fight But this should be fun I've yet to catch the ghost type Got the highest speed stat Drop raps lightning fast Open my pockets and go Charizard, on your ass Cause i'm Ash And that's A to the "shush" I don't care how many Beetles and butterflies you squoosh Your earthworms can't beat These magical beasties Your shit talking mouth Is the origin of feces You got candy raps Reese's Pieces In this ecosystem I'm the dominant species When it's time to train I turn to Pikachu But when i need a weak verse I choose you Hello there Welcome to a world called Earth Where actual minds Do ground breaking work If you're looking for the fittest I'm the natural selection You're so ineffective You couldn't even turn 11 What you spit's just not hard hitting enough It's kids stuff You're soft like a Jigglypuff You got no Game Boy So you'll get the broom quick The real Ash packs a much bigger ¡Boomstick! I'm a masterful naturalist What I've glimpsed will outclass all the crap On your laughable list My research reversed the first words of the church You measure your worth by the sales of your merch Yo, ummm real quick This dude spent 8 years Studying barnacle dick Kick it You think I'm impressed By your boat trip please You're the most annoying Thing on a Beagle since fleas You're a glitchy old man Best left out at sea Set sail and Galápago Suck on these Look, Mighty Morphin Michael Vick Your animated slave fights make me sick When i battle a foe, From so simple a beginning I'm not Charles Sheen But I am Dar-winning Man, if that's true Then nature is cruel Cause the only thing you're winning Is your cousin's gene pool You lost three children While they were still small TB and scarlet fever Gotta catch 'em all! It took millions of years For mankind to evolve Now they're hunched over cell phones Playing with your balls And it was hard Losing my daughters and their brother As hard as the wood that Oak gave your mother WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!