Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! WOLVERINE! VERSUS! FREDDY KRUEGER! BEGIN! 1, 2 Freddy's coming for you 3, 4 better lock your, lock your, lock your, lock your Welcome to prime time bitch Better stay awake like a meth head I'll spread red on your bed spread Until you're lying there on your death bed You got a healing factor? I got a kill bitches on the ceiling factor Under your mask, you're a singer-slash-actor Under my skin I'm a slasher-slash-slasher Bitch, I come from Wes Cravin's twisted mind You come from comic books that kids get When they're well-behaved at Christmas time Flock of Seagulls called, they want their hairstyle returned And that wasn't even my main diss, it was only a side-burn! Nice gloves, bub, but I'm real from bones to teeth That claw's like a strap-on; there's a pussy underneath Don't sleep? That's all you got for me? I could defeat your ass with a cup of tea I went to hell and back and whopped Satan's ass You got beat by a Nancy on Elm Street You wanna talk about burns, mac? The PTA turned your face into Deadpool's ballsack! Wrapped in a Where's Waldo sweater Jason can't talk and he rocks the mic better! So step into my cat nap, see if you can hack that Ya better hang on to your whack hat Because your worst nightmare ain't Huge Jack-shit Compared to the least of my Weapon-X flashbacks! I'm the adamantium, champion, X-Man You'll only be half of Edward Scissorhands! So don't get me more pissed, chump I'd take your whole franchise out with a fistbump! Look at the size of your body How could I possibly think I'm in trouble? I can't tell the difference between your action figure And your stunt double! Whats the matter? You look tired, eh? I'll be in your bed tonight, unlike Jean Grey! As for me? I'm a chick magnet Some heavy metal bitches are real attractive What the fuck is a wolverine, some kind of angry beaver? I was more intimidated by a tiny Canadian The first time I saw Justin Beiber! That verse stung, bub, but I've already recovered I'll call you tomorrow morning if I need my toast buttered I ain't got time for this, Saving the world, what qualities do you bring? You're a pedophile from the Midwest, at least R Kelly could sing So you got the wrong room, if you're looking for fear The only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer! That face tells me you've met your match So come back if you got another itch to scratch WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE! EeeeEEEEPIC... RAP. BATTLES... OF HISTORY!