Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara

Epic rap battles of history Guy Fawkes VS Che Guevara Begin! Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer Ill rhyme slayer from the 60's era Revolting, heavy metal rebel blood spiller Me and my guerrillas are a squad of killers (Hoo!) I'm known worldwide for my steely-eyed look You're famous cause of Alan Moore's third best book! All the children say "We will be like Che!" Asthmatic, but I'll take your breath away *gasp* You tried to rebel against James the first Here's a tip for your next plot, try to rehearse! I got my face on a magnet on your roommate's fridge Your head is on a spike up on London Bridge! You had one job cabrón, to strike a matchstick Got caught with a fuse like your bars, not lit You should have stayed anonymous, Epic Fail Guy Treat this battle like the gallows and take another dive As a communist it must really hurt That your face has been cheapened, weakened, besmirched Being plastered on posters, coasters, and shirts Making capitalists rich off of you on merch Right, I'm a pious man and I fight for the lord I would cut you but I don't want your sweat on my sword I was tortured until I could hardly sign my name And listening to you felt pretty much the same (oooh!) Face it Ernesto, you're Castro but less so He's Cuba Commander you're more of a Destro Revolt all you want I don't give two Guy Fawkes But look at Venezuela what you're fighting for sucks Sucks? Guy, you died for the Catholics A group with a bad touching little boys habit And this porn star pilgrim look what's up with that? It's more like V for very bad hat Oh! What's the Fawkes say now? (KA KA KA KA KA KA) When they cut your junk out I'm the hardest Marxist ever graced a banknote You're an error prone terrorist penny for the scapegoat Don't try to boast 'bout your banknotes with Guido You muddled your economy like mint in a mojito This very battle disproves your communist initiative These rhyme skills are not evenly distributed (aah!) I'm Catholic I've got mass when I'm rapping You're an ump-Che, that's Bay of Pigs Latin After what just happened you should retire Is it the 5th of November? Cause I'm on fire! Who won? Who's next? You decide Epic rap battles of history