Mario Bros. vs. Wright Brothers

Epic rap battles of history! The Wright Brothers Versus The Mario Brothers Begin! We're the Wright Brothers And there can't be no other We don't wanna cause trouble Are you looking for your lover? 'Cause your Princess is in our castle, now (Yeah, she's gone) We stayed up all night playin' Donkey Kong Before us, people used to only fly in balloons You think we're scared of two idiots addicted to shrooms? You shoulda-woulda-coulda come to lose an extra life So just "dudda-dudda-dudda" back down in your pipe It's-a me, Mario! And Luigi, motha- Ding! Why don't you's just get back in your biplane and make out with each other? Look at these two, their lives must'a been horrible! Two dorky dudes named Wilbur and Orville! You spent all your time on one machine? Sheesh If you wanted to fly, you should've just eaten this leaf You should eat something anyways! Look at you, so skinny You might fly like a hawk But you fight like a kitty We don't need to fight, we're the fathers of flight Representin' North Carolina, aiiiight! We'll be pressin' all your buttons like we're the controller Conquer every level of your 2-D scroller You talk a lot of trash, but let me tell you something We're gonna beat you so fast it's like we're holding down the B button We're servin' up an 8-bit fist Made to order! That'll knock you off the back of your own stupid quarters Like POW How you like me now? Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Boww--ser! You'll get pummeled You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel We've been droppin' ba-bombs since we started this song Sorry, Wright Brothers, this time ya chose wrong Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of history!