On a Night Like Tonight

[BARNEY THOMPSON] On a night like tonight Just remember you're right where you're meant to be In a dazzling dress, I'm sure you'll impress This I guarantee He's certain to be enchanted by the magic of your smile Anything's possible on a night like tonight When you walk in the room, heads will turn, I presume You'll have style and grace A tango for two, picture him holding you In a warm embrace Dancing on air, without a care to your heart's delight You'll be unstoppable [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] On a night like tonight! [BARNEY THOMPSON] Now, remember: [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] Be true to yourself [BARNEY THOMPSON] It's easy to see Hold your head high, this is who you're meant to be [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] When you walk in the room, heads will turn, I presume You'll have style and grace A tango for two, picture him holding you In a warm embrace Dancing on air, without a care to your heart's delight You'll be unstoppable on a night like tonight! [BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken] Now, you do know how to dance, don't you? [VIVIAN, spoken] Uh, yeah [BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken] No, no, no, no, no, no, not that kind of "dancing." It's very elegant [VIVIAN, spoken] Oh, I feel sick, I'm gonna embarrass myself, I can't... [BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken] Don't worry. Fortunately, I used to be a professional ballroom dancer [VIVIAN, spoken] Really? [BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken] I still can, but on occasion. I'd be happy to show you a few pointers, if you like [VIVIAN, spoken] Uh, yeah (dance break) [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] Remember, be true to yourself It's easy to see Hold your head high, this is who you're meant to be [BARNEY THOMPSON, spoken] Remember, you're a real lady [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] When you walk in the room, heads will turn, I presume [BARNEY THOMPSON] You'll have style and grace [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] A tango for two, picture him holding you [BARNEY THOMPSON] In a warm embrace [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] Dancing on air, without a care to your heart's delight [BARNEY THOMPSON] You'll be unstoppable [BARNEY THOMPSON and HOTEL STAFF] On a night like tonight! Anything's possible on a night like tonight Tonight!